vagabonds-and-troubadours:

the-great-decline:

jaybarou:

owlygem:

gotherfather:

gotherfather:

gotherfather:

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

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this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

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Did they stutter?

science: bear will kill you
human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

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(via freshlyfunky)

I orchestrated a situation where my bully had to listen to 20 people tell her she was garbage to her face while she was unable to say anything back.

petty-revenge-stories:

warning: long story.

One day in high school I was scrolling through my tumblr dashboard when I see something that looks familiar and do a double take… It was a piece of artwork that I drew. A piece of artwork that I never posted to the internet or even took a picture of. I was thoroughly freaked out.

A friend of mine reblogged the picture from the original poster, which is how it ended up on my dashboard. The original poster and her cronies were all talking sh*t about it. They called it “atrocious” and that it looked like “a kid scribbled it with crayons.” So then I was thoroughly freaked out and really humiliated.

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(Source: redd.it, via shakespork)

Anonymous asked:

What size is your dick.

Eh, it’s a mouthful 😂


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